Chapter Seven

“Do you know this guy?” asked Percy to Harold.
“Yes, him and I were college buddies, but I didn’t ever see him again after he won his first lottery.”
“The first of many,” interjected Leo, “That’s how I became a King.”
“So what do you want to do?” asked Percy.
“Well they do have the jump on us, we are in a pretty crowded room, but we do have the numbers game.” He thought for a moment before being interrupted.
“Jigsaw?” asked a dumbfounded Vibrator, “Is that makeup on your face? What did you do to yourself?”
“It wasn’t me!” replied Jigsaw, “It was him,” the hand on Leo’s shoulder pointed at Percy, “He can make people do things they don’t want to do.”
“Percy now!” said Harold.
Percy looked at the Kings who were all looking at him, “Look guys, you don’t want to do this.”
“No guys,” yelled Jigsaw, “Don’t listen to him.”
“Don’t mind him,” continued Percy, “Let’s just give up on this whole thing and just go have fun in our pantry where I’ll lock the door. Come on, it’ll be fun.”
“You’re absolutely right,” said Vibrator, “That does sound fun.”
“Awesome, I’m for it,” said Leo.
Percy turned and started to lead them out the door as Vortex raised his arms and clubbed Percy over the back. Percy fell to the ground and as the other two woke from their trance Vibrator kicked Percy.
“Hey now,” yelled Harold, “That was uncalled for.”
Harold started running forward at the threesome.
Vibrator randomly punched the air and at the same instance Harold fell back. The Unlatcher headed towards them at this and Vibrator kicked at the air, The Unlatcher grabbed his crotch then fell to the floor.
The three women were the ones left in the room and they all went at them at the same time, Vibrator attacked the air again in the direction of Hovergirl, she fell over and clutched her stomach, Porcugirl spread her needles out and went to hit Vortex who looked at her. As she was about to hit him, she started to swagger until she fell to the ground and groaned holding her stomach.
Vicki was able to make it up to Leo, she took a pen out of her pocket and jabbed it into his arm. “Ow!” Leo yelped and fell backwards over Percy who was now getting up. Percy got up and out of the door and stood over Leo, he looked down at him and said; “Now you’ve gotten me pissed.” But before he could do anything, a headless, handless body wearing a dress came charging him from behind and tackled him to the floor.
Inside the room Vortex said, “Hold her,” and Vibrator wrapped his arms around the air. Vicki suddenly felt constricted as Vortex looked at her face with his swirly mask, she suddenly felt really ill and her lunch came up and out onto the floor. Vibrator put his arms in the air and Vicki fell to the floor. Harold who had gotten up by now jumped onto Vortex’s back and started smacking Vortex’s head with his fore arm. Vibrator turned his attention towards Vortex and Harold when The Unlatcher tackled him from behind, spilling them both out the door and rolling over Leo who was clutching his arm. The headless body ran into the room and the right hand climbed up the body and down the arm until it attached itself back to the arm. The hand then grabbed Jigsaw’s head and placed it atop the body. “Finally!”
Hovergirl kicked through the air and clocked Jigsaw right in the back of the head knocking his head off his body and across the room knocking him out. She grimaced and held her stomach as she went to go help Harold. Leo by this time had finally gotten up and looked into the room, Harold was still clutched onto Vortex’s back who was dancing around the room, he then noticed Jigsaw’s body not moving. He ran into the room and grabbed a chair. Hovergirl started kicking at Vortex’s legs but Leo hit her over the back with the office chair. Harold jumped from Vortex onto Leo in rage and started punching him, “You do not hit women with office chairs,” he yelled while still punching him. Vortex ran across the room and grabbed Jigsaw’s head; he also grabbed a glass of water from off the table and poured it on his face until he woke up. Vortex then placed Jigsaw’s head back onto his body. “Oh man,” said Jigsaw, “I have a splitting head ache.”
The Unlatcher and Vibrator were still wrestling outside when Vibrator got on top of him and grabbed the Unlatcher’s head, slamming it against the ground. He then got up and ran towards the door when the Unlatcher whom was fading reached out his hand towards Vibrator and clutched his fist. Jigsaw’s belt unbuckled and his pants fell to the ground properly tripping up Vibrator sending him head first through the door and onto the ground his head landing next to Harold whom was still hitting Leo. Jigsaw and Vortex both grabbed each one of Harold’s arms and held him up against the wall, “Go!” yelled Jigsaw.
Leo got up and tried to pick up the unconscious body of Vibrator, but couldn’t. Jigsaw let go of Harold and Vortex grabbed his other arm, now staring each other directly in the face Harold started to get dizzy. Jigsaw hoisted Vibrator on his shoulder and followed Leo out the door. As Leo got out the door he was elbowed in the face by Percy who had now gotten up. Leo fell to the floor but as Jigsaw ran through he used Vibrator’s legs to hit Percy in the head knocking him down. Vortex let go of Harold who fell to the floor clutching his head and ran outside, he picked up Leo and the foursome ran out of the base leaving the group all lying on the floor.